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Quick, Answer, David Carradine vs Chuck Norris

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Dec. 27th, 2007 | 07:52 pm

Who would kick the other one's ass?

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Yazz D. Atlas

Chuck Norris FTW

from: aaton
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
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I know your rooting for David Carradine. However if both were put into a cage and told to fight hand-to-hand Chuck Norris would be walking out the winner.

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Brian "Krow" Aker

Re: Chuck Norris FTW

from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
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So Texas Bad Ass wins over Kung Fu?

I think Carradine has that built in serenity thing.

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Yazz D. Atlas

Re: Chuck Norris FTW

from: aaton
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:26 am (UTC)
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The question was not Walker Texas Ranger vs Kwai Chang Caine! Thats sir is a completely different question.

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Brian "Krow" Aker

Re: Chuck Norris FTW

from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
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There is a difference?

And if there is...

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Trying to do one true beautiful thing

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from: geekchick
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 04:46 am (UTC)
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Since Chuck Norris is claiming that the facts are false, I'm going with David Carradine. Of course it could just be a trap, lulling us into a false sense of security before he delivers a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Roy Corey

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from: xerhino
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:39 am (UTC)
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I don't think Kwain Chang would ever fight Walker, since they are both honorable fighters. You;re question, however, presupposes that they would fight. Sort of like if Ghandi and John Lennon fought. I can only say that, according to the genre, either they would eventually join forces against the greater evil or one of them would triumph, only to be bested by the other of them after some soul searching and rigorous practice, only to be repeated ad infinitum

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Roy Corey

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from: xerhino
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
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Urk. Sorry about the you;re - your typo. In my defense your journal defaults to a 6 point font and it's really hard to see.

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Brian "Krow" Aker

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from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 06:06 am (UTC)
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Ghandi looks to be more flexible, but he is too light weight to do any damage.

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El JoPe Magnífico

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from: jope
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 07:40 am (UTC)
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Not true! Or at least he was part of the gang of political ghosts that Homer hallucinated to battle Burns and his Nazi snowmen. Surely that must count for something.

Failing that... umm... Yoga Flame?

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Brian "Krow" Aker

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from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
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Hmm on the Dr Who War World episode Ghandi melted...

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Susan Paraventur

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from: paraventur
date: Dec. 31st, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
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in the red dwarf episode he did better, altho slower

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crimethnk

Chuck, of course

from: crimethnk
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:48 am (UTC)
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Chuck Norris said to me a few weeks ago: "it's a real honor to meet you, man." Therefore he wins. :-)

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Brian "Krow" Aker

Re: Chuck, of course

from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
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Any chance a song will come out of this? ;)

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crimethnk

Re: Chuck, of course

from: crimethnk
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
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Ha! You know, that's a great idea. Maybe call it "Chuck Norris Knows Me."

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Traum

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from: ein_traum
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 06:32 am (UTC)
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David Carradine definitely has the best ass...
Oh, wait, sorry, what was the question?
;)

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crimethnk

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from: crimethnk
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
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mod parent up

;-)

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Susan Paraventur

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from: paraventur
date: Dec. 31st, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
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ding.

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Brian "Krow" Aker

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from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 07:47 am (UTC)
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Or... maybe David Carradine is too nice to parade around talking about his accomplishments...

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krong

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from: krong
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
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nah, carradine has spent the last 30 years talking about how he took karate lessons from bruce lee to anyone that would listen.

chuck norris would destroy him.

james coburn could have wilted either one of them with a look though.

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Brian "Krow" Aker

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from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
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Why do I think I had a conversation about David Carradine in college with you?

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krong

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from: krong
date: Dec. 29th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
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possibly we did? i don't remember.

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Egor Egorov

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from: egorfine
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 01:00 pm (UTC)
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MySQL!!
:))

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Brian "Krow" Aker

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from: krow
date: Dec. 28th, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
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David Axmark would have gotten his butt kicked by both of them :)

(For the non-MySQL readers, he is one of the founders, and practiced martial arts for many years).

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from: jamesd
date: Dec. 29th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Neither. Chuck Norris would use a rifle with scope and avoid the problem.

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Susan Paraventur

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from: paraventur
date: Dec. 31st, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
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carradine.

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