March 14th, 2007

glasses

Falcon, Information Schema

This week I am working with Chris one of our developers working on
Falcon. In 5.1 we have the ability to create plugable information
schema. The nifty thing with this is that we can provide data from
engine internals (or really any internals) to the user. If you have
seen my earlier work doing this with the memcache engine you have seen how this can be used.

I had Chris do a snapshot from his laptop to show off the data we are
exposing at the moment. This is not likely to be the final schema,
but it gives an idea as to what the potential is at the moment. There
will be more on this as we approach the MySQL User's Conference, and we should have plenty to show off there.

Oh, and for those who ask, yes this came from someone developing on
Windows. MySQL has plenty of Windows developers (though we are always
looking for new ones!).
falcon_diags.JPG

glasses

Men's bathroom

I am out at a show tonight. During the intermission I go hit the men's bathroom. No line, plenty of space. The women's? Long line.

While in the men's I hear someone say "I bet there are free stalls in the men's bathroom".

Next thing you know there is a stream of women in the bathroom. Guys at urinals, women in the stalls.

I love Seattle :)